My dear, we are having The Breakfast of Champions today. Because I am the iconic mother. I am serving up a meal you will delight over, and brag to your friends about. Because I am Just That Way.

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Oreos and coffee. Because I can. God Bless America. God Bless the inventor of Summer Vacation.